Where My Boredom Comes to Die

roxys-ass:

johnscowlick:

what have i done

You made a vagina that licks you back

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gloopday:

The team team

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tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

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growlithed:

dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad

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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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(Source: xn--hbn3gna, via orgasmic-humor)

whorville:

Exhale if you wanna fuck. HA NO TURNING BACK NOW, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES

(via brititch)