Where My Boredom Comes to Die

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mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

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commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

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blainiacs:

i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101

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Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

koala-whisperer:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

Wayne is the official winner!

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coderrrrr:

Apparently, Barney loved those children a little too much.

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girlbeliebtioner:

Katniss

Peeta

Gale

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thelittlemonsters:

pitchblackglow:

am i the only one who read this in her voice

no.

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