24 7 / 2014

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

(via mary-pop-lock-and-dropins)

24 7 / 2014

teethagoddess:

Dammit Marlon

teethagoddess:

Dammit Marlon

(via ihaveasenseofhumour)

24 7 / 2014

attack-on-stupid:

marshmallowviscera:

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

like

fuck flying cars, guys

i still want my skateboard to fly

(via ihaveasenseofhumour)

24 7 / 2014

wartortles:

When your crush posts a new selfie

image

(via officialbutts)

24 7 / 2014

mystiquemonique:

Realest fucking tweet of 2014

mystiquemonique:

Realest fucking tweet of 2014

(via onekissbarrensky)

24 7 / 2014

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

(via ihaveasenseofhumour)

24 7 / 2014

24 7 / 2014

24 7 / 2014

officialmadarauchiha:

I feel this on so many levels

officialmadarauchiha:

I feel this on so many levels

(Source: weababy, via ruinedchildhood)

24 7 / 2014

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

(via anneemily03)